Taiga+Fiction

=**A Day in the Life of Celia, the Snowshoe Hare.**=



=One day Celia, a snowshoe hare, was VERY hungry.= =So she decided to go on a walk and find something delicious to eat.= =First, she approached a patch of grass. One of the grass's name was Joe the Blade of Grass. He was the leader of the patch. So Celia asked, "Do you know what I should eat, Joe?"= ="No! Get over it, Celia," he replied.= =Celia was not very happy with Joe's reply, and she got angry! So angry that she had to stomp all over the entire patch of grass!= =Celia stomped away and marched right over to Tommy the Twig.= ="Tommy, I'm hungry! What should I eat?" Celia asked eagerly.= ="I'm not sure, Celia," Tommy said, sounding bored.= ="Well, I'm hungry!" Celia yelled, and munched on the yummy twig until he was down in her stomach.= =Celia walked happily away until she heard a squeaky sound. She looked around, but couldn't see anything! Then she heard, "Hey! Down here!"= ="Who are you?" Celia asked curiously.= ="I'm Eddy the Extremophile."= ="Extremophile...?"= ="I'm a bacteria!"= ="Oh. Well, I just want some snow to eat, so..."= =Celia stuck her face in some snow and ate it as she heard, "Noooooooooooooooooooo!" from squeaky little Eddy.= =Celia smiled and hopped along until she came to some algae she was friends with. "Hey, Bobby." She said nonchalantly. "I'm hungry."= ="That's nice, Celia." said a bored-sounding Bobby the Blue-Algae.= ="Fine!! Be that way!" she cried and munched on her "friend" until she felt better about the situation.= =Celia was very happy now. But she was still hungry, despite the twig and the snow. So she walked along, looking for something else to eat, and took a look at her surroundings. She passed a poor, innocent, grapevine that had aphids infecting it. //Aw...it's going to die soon...// She thought sadly. She then witnessed some moss on a tree, and some fungi on a dead tree. //Poor dead tree...//Celia sighed. Celia became happier when she saw a delicious-looking something over by a big tree.= ="Hi!" said the thing. "I'm Patrick the Puffball!"= ="Ooh!" said Celia. "What's a puffball?"= ="Well," began Patrick. "Its a-"= ="DON'T CARE!" and Celia interrupted him deliberately to rip him off the ground and munch on him. He tasted very good, until Celia began to feel very sick.= ="Ooo..." Celia sat down in a nice pile of snow and said, "I don't feel so good..."= =Celia hopped over to the Taiga Hospital, where she heard the doctor was terrific. She realized it must have been Patrick that made her sick. After all, she didn't even know what a puffball was! She had interrupted him before he could tell her.= =Celia walked into the hospital and was greeted by a friendly-looking thing. "Hello. I'm Lenny, and you must be Celia. I've heard a lot of things about you..." the doctor smiled mischievously. "May I ask what's wrong?"= ="I...ate...a...puffball...and now I don't...feel very good..."= ="Oh! A puffball? No wonder your sick."= ="I am very sick..."= ="Sick enough to LET ME EAT YOU?"= ="W-what?!"= ="Bye, CELIA! Mwahahahahahahahaha!"" And Lenny the Lynx munched on his delicious dinner.=